My name is sheep head and I am a convict fish
sheep head now a Convict, was caught after several after
years of stealing, this convict was hooked for being a thief,, While I don’t
understand this type of life choice you do have to give credit to an artist
in their chosen profession may still be admired, here is his story.
Still a fighter after being caught and just a little bitter, You dirty Rats,
ya got my brother and ya got me, he said. But I had it all my way for a long
time, top of the piling ma! only one little mistake I got careless, but now
looking back It was my environment which sent me down this path.
I was raised on the poor side of the ocean, life around the trestle
is not easy, during the day life was ok I would hang out at the oyster
beds easy living lots of food small crabs, and most of my family was there.
Where I went wrong was hanging out at the pilings at night, the fast
water, the allure of that life style has brought down better fish than me,
At first it was a crab here or there, a shrimp or two, but the crabs were
just not enough I wanted bigger thrills. I ended up trying barnacles, at
first it was only one before I went to sleep, but soon I was hooked, every
night I was out chewing barnacles! the crunchy out side the soft meaty
insides, what could I do I was hooked. They told me to stay away from them,
but I could not stop. I heard the stories of a barnacle with a bright shinny
spot, I told told these were exceptional bad, but the glint of it just
hanging in the water,
Once when I was young I bit one, all of a sudden I was jerked up, being
pulled I could not stop, suddenly there was this bright light, I was
grabbed I could not breath, then held this way and that then the other
poked, You could almost say probed, All of a sudden there was this on my
jaw! Then it was over and I was flying then splash, I was back swimming hard
for home.
But after thinking about it, I figured, I was just too much for
those aliens to handle, they had to release me. I knew how attractive the
lure of the bait was. Soon I could not restsit I had to have more, I started
just nibbling a little bit from one side or the other careful not to let
that shiny thing get me, I became the best bait stealer, I could swipe the
bait right off that shiny thing before the alien even knew I was there. It
was bit and all of a sudden the bait was jerked away, like it was never
there in the first place, but after a while it always came back. I
would swim quietly on the back of a piling waiting, watching up into the
currant, so even if I could not see it, I could smell it in front of me.
To me the best place to hang out around a piling is about 2 feet off the
bottom, Plenty of barnacles, lots of tiny crabs trying to hide in the
barnacles, If a big fish came around I could run around the piling until it
got tire of chasseing me. I was king of the Trestle, If it was
not for my addiction to barnacles, I would never have been caught. I should
have known better, I watched the alien break barnacles off of the piling,
putting some in a bucket with a little water to keep them from drying out,
Then just down the pilings came this scraper crushing the barnacles sending
a could of wonder smell out into the water around, it was too much I could
not resist the smell, They got me by using a #2 owner cutting point hook.
This hook has a point on it like a broad head arrow, which makes it easy to
drill into the barnacle, he was using whole barnacle, hard outer shell and
all. That owner hook made it east to make a hole by twisting the hook side
to side, it would drill in and then back up of the barnacle shell. Which is
not fair I can resist a piece of bait, but a whole tasty barnacle the
crunchy outer shell, the soft sweet meat inside, just like heaven on a hook.
putting the hook into the lower side then out of the bottom
of the shell, it is hard for me to see it hidden like that. Most hooks
break up the barnacle easy for me to tell it was a bogus bait. But that hook
with a #20 pound fluorocarbon leader and just a #3 spilt shot, was just the
trick it took to fool me. cast or dropped right next to the piling them it
slowly sinks, staying right in front of me, It is just not fair playing on
my weakness like that. So yes I was caught in the act of bait
stealing, and that is a Five minute to life sentence. depending on who
catches you.
I admit I stole bait, yeah I did ya rotten copper. Why did I steal it.
because I can. yeah I’m a thief and I’m good at it. Go ahead I dare you put
a piece of bait in front of me, I will snatch it before you can blink. Hey I
not braggin but I can steal a bait faster quicker than any fish alive, So
you caught me, I was having a bad morning, I am the convict they call Sheep
head, the best bait thief in the water.
interviewed by
Fishin Frank